1 00:00:03,527 --> 00:00:05,279 All right, sweetheart, here, here, here. 2 00:00:05,487 --> 00:00:07,876 You take those upstairs, and then we'll leave, okay? 3 00:00:08,087 --> 00:00:09,281 - Okay, Mommy. - Careful. 4 00:00:19,927 --> 00:00:21,326 Heavy, aren't I? 5 00:00:22,527 --> 00:00:25,200 Uncle Arthur, you get out of there. 6 00:00:27,047 --> 00:00:31,882 Hi, Sammy. I just flipped my lid. 7 00:00:32,087 --> 00:00:34,157 Cousin Henry. 8 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:37,404 You're not being very original stealing Uncle Arthur's jokes. 9 00:00:37,607 --> 00:00:40,724 I'll have you know I taught him everything he knows. 10 00:00:41,847 --> 00:00:43,075 Where is Uncle Arthur? 11 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:47,405 He's at the Cannes Film Festival picketing Rosemary's Baby. 12 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:51,761 Why don't you pop out of that box and say hello? 13 00:00:53,567 --> 00:00:55,762 Hello, Sammy. You look great. 14 00:00:55,967 --> 00:00:59,482 - Thank you. - And there's the little dream boat. 15 00:01:00,487 --> 00:01:02,045 - Hi. - Hi, Cousin Henry. 16 00:01:02,247 --> 00:01:04,442 - What did you bring me? - Oh, Tabitha, really. 17 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:08,879 What did I bring you? Go and look behind the couch. 18 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:17,360 I already have a jack-in-the-box. 19 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:19,285 Not like this one. Open it. 20 00:01:24,247 --> 00:01:25,475 Hi, Tabitha. 21 00:01:26,967 --> 00:01:28,241 Hi, Jack. 22 00:01:28,447 --> 00:01:31,200 When Cousin Henry brings something, he brings the real thing. 23 00:01:31,407 --> 00:01:33,159 Well, the real thing will have to go. 24 00:01:33,367 --> 00:01:35,517 But I want to play with Jack. 25 00:01:35,727 --> 00:01:39,276 We'll discuss that later. Send him home. 26 00:01:39,487 --> 00:01:41,478 Boy, is she a noodge. 27 00:01:42,207 --> 00:01:43,276 Henry! 28 00:01:43,487 --> 00:01:47,162 All right, all right. Goodbye, Jack. 29 00:01:50,447 --> 00:01:53,007 I wish you'd let me know you were coming, Cousin Henry. 30 00:01:53,207 --> 00:01:56,199 I didn't have time. It was a sudden case of heartburn. 31 00:01:56,407 --> 00:02:01,481 My heart had a burning desire to pay a family visit. It's in me, the heart. 32 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:04,804 I'm afraid we haven't much time. Tabitha and I are going shopping. 33 00:02:05,007 --> 00:02:07,202 - Where? - Hinkley's Department Store. 34 00:02:07,407 --> 00:02:10,126 - Well, I'll go with you. - What for? 35 00:02:10,327 --> 00:02:12,966 Why, I have nothing to do, so I might as well do nothing. 36 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,123 You'd be bored silly. 37 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:17,443 Don't worry about me. I'll find something to do. 38 00:02:17,647 --> 00:02:20,366 That's what I'm afraid of. 39 00:02:20,847 --> 00:02:24,044 Tabitha, would you like me to go shopping with you and Mommy? 40 00:02:24,247 --> 00:02:25,999 Whatever Mommy says. 41 00:02:26,207 --> 00:02:29,244 There, you see? Your own daughter insists. 42 00:02:29,447 --> 00:02:31,881 - Good morning, Samantha. - Good morning, Mother. 43 00:02:32,087 --> 00:02:33,805 Good morning, little Tabitha. 44 00:02:34,007 --> 00:02:35,679 Good morning, Grandmama. 45 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:41,206 Well, well, well, the Clown Prince of the Cosmos. 46 00:02:41,407 --> 00:02:43,443 Where's King Arthur? 47 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:46,241 Endora, when I think of you as a blood relative... 48 00:02:46,447 --> 00:02:48,278 ...I long for a transfusion. 49 00:02:48,807 --> 00:02:50,923 All right, you two. 50 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:53,800 Do you mind if Tabitha and I go shopping while you quibble? 51 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,999 - Shopping? Whatever for? - Tabitha needs some new dresses. 52 00:02:57,207 --> 00:03:00,358 - But you don't have to shop for them. - I like to shop for them. 53 00:03:00,567 --> 00:03:03,639 - Come on, Sammy, let's go. - Why are you going? 54 00:03:03,847 --> 00:03:07,078 - Sammy wants my opinion. - When did I say that? 55 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:10,279 If you want his opinion, then you certainly want mine. 56 00:03:10,487 --> 00:03:13,001 Mother, to tell you the truth, I don't exactly want... 57 00:03:13,207 --> 00:03:15,880 Then it's settled. We'll all go shopping together. 58 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:20,435 I give up. Let's go. 59 00:03:20,647 --> 00:03:22,205 This has gotta be kicks. 60 00:03:22,407 --> 00:03:24,204 Yeah, I'll bet. 61 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:24,722 I've seen better interior decorating in a butcher shop. 62 00:04:24,927 --> 00:04:27,760 - I think it's very nice. - Not by my standards. 63 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:31,323 My idea of a nice store is Mars Fifth Avenue. 64 00:04:31,527 --> 00:04:35,600 Or Spell Casters. Or Cosmos Costumes. Or... 65 00:04:35,807 --> 00:04:38,640 Or how about getting on with our shopping? 66 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:43,959 This isn't too dreadful. It's only $14.95. 67 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:48,001 Put it back. At the rate Tabitha's growing, it's too expensive. 68 00:04:48,207 --> 00:04:51,199 Hello there, folks. My name is Joseph Hinkley Jr. 69 00:04:51,407 --> 00:04:54,365 - Are you the owner? - Not yet. I'm the owner's son. 70 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,159 - Do you work here? - Well, yes, ma'am. 71 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:58,881 As a matter of fact, today's my first day on the job. 72 00:04:59,087 --> 00:05:02,477 I just got out of college where I'm majoring in business administration... 73 00:05:02,687 --> 00:05:05,155 ...to prepare me to carry on my family's tradition... 74 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:08,439 ...to the utmost of whatever potential ability I possess. 75 00:05:08,647 --> 00:05:10,365 All she asked was do you work here? 76 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:13,679 Yes, ma'am, I do. May I help you? 77 00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:17,880 Yes, yes. We were looking for some dresses for my daughter. 78 00:05:18,087 --> 00:05:21,557 Oh, and a beautiful little girl she is too. 79 00:05:22,047 --> 00:05:25,756 - Did you see anything that you like? - Yes. Yes, I like this one. 80 00:05:26,447 --> 00:05:28,324 That's 14.95. 81 00:05:29,007 --> 00:05:30,201 Exactly. 82 00:05:30,407 --> 00:05:32,238 How'd you like to reduce it to 3.50? 83 00:05:32,447 --> 00:05:35,883 - Oh, gee, I'd really like to, but... - How about 4.99, including tax? 84 00:05:36,687 --> 00:05:38,917 No, no, I'm afraid our prices are very firm. 85 00:05:39,127 --> 00:05:42,358 That's one of the numerous things my father's very strict about. 86 00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:45,559 Oh, this is sweet. Do you like this, darling? 87 00:05:45,767 --> 00:05:48,201 Yes, Mommy, it's nice. 88 00:05:48,847 --> 00:05:52,396 I believe that's a genuine domestic cotton. 89 00:05:52,607 --> 00:05:55,405 And only five dollars. We'll take it. 90 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:59,242 May I show you something else? How about this? 91 00:05:59,447 --> 00:06:02,644 White polka dots on a sea of midnight blue. 92 00:06:02,847 --> 00:06:05,998 Midnight blue. Yes, that's lovely. Do you like that too, sweetheart? 93 00:06:08,727 --> 00:06:10,160 All right, we'll take both. 94 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:13,120 Boy, my initial sale, and it's a doubleheader too. 95 00:06:13,327 --> 00:06:14,965 Let's call the photographers. 96 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:19,357 - Will this be charge or cash, ma'am? - Charge, please. 97 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,956 Clerk, clerk? Clerk? 98 00:06:22,727 --> 00:06:25,116 Would you... Would you see Mrs. Stephens... 99 00:06:25,327 --> 00:06:28,046 ...over to the charge counter please and have those wrapped? 100 00:06:28,247 --> 00:06:30,283 - Of course. Right this way. - Thank you. 101 00:06:30,487 --> 00:06:33,365 - Behave yourself. You too. - Sure. Sure. 102 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,956 How about you, sir? We have some exceptional values... 103 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:38,635 ...in our men's department. - He doesn't need anything. 104 00:06:38,847 --> 00:06:40,166 He does too. 105 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:44,076 - Sensational. I'll escort you personally. - What do you need? 106 00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:48,323 - I need to have some fun. - At whose expense? 107 00:06:49,247 --> 00:06:50,441 Guess. 108 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,524 This is the biggest bargain in our store. 109 00:06:56,727 --> 00:06:59,924 It's reduced from $85 to 47.50. 110 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,038 What do you call it? 111 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:03,885 I call it a sports jacket. 112 00:07:04,087 --> 00:07:07,716 - I mean, what do you call the material? - Oh, it's a worsted. 113 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,078 I don't want your worsted, I want your "bested." 114 00:07:11,727 --> 00:07:14,719 That's funny, sir. Will this be cash or charge? 115 00:07:14,927 --> 00:07:18,044 Oh, not so fast. This fabric is atrocious. 116 00:07:18,247 --> 00:07:20,636 It looks like it could come apart in your hands. 117 00:07:22,847 --> 00:07:24,519 That's unbelievable. 118 00:07:24,727 --> 00:07:28,606 I guess that's why Dad's willing to let it go for 47.50. 119 00:07:29,647 --> 00:07:32,366 I don't give up easily. I'll show you something else. 120 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,443 Was that a good one, or was that a good one? 121 00:07:36,647 --> 00:07:41,038 That was a good one. Kindly restore the jacket. 122 00:07:47,407 --> 00:07:52,242 This is our double-breasted blazer with the deep side vents. See? 123 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:54,677 It's in a sparkling burgundy red. 124 00:07:54,887 --> 00:08:00,405 - I'm not interested. - Well, just try it on. 125 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:02,563 I said I'm not interested. 126 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:06,919 Sir, with all due respect, it's not fair to a garment... 127 00:08:07,127 --> 00:08:09,436 ...to just dismiss it without even trying it on. 128 00:08:09,647 --> 00:08:12,445 - Mr. Hinkley. - Yes, ma'am? 129 00:08:12,647 --> 00:08:16,959 My nephew has a quick temper. Don't push. 130 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:21,046 For your own good, don't push. 131 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:22,316 Yes. 132 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:27,079 Here, Tabitha. You sit down here. 133 00:08:27,287 --> 00:08:31,166 You wait and be a good girl. We'll be going home in a minute. All right? 134 00:08:31,367 --> 00:08:33,198 Look, I'm gonna level with you. 135 00:08:33,407 --> 00:08:35,477 See, my father doesn't have much faith in me. 136 00:08:35,687 --> 00:08:39,043 And I thought if I could show him that I made two sales in two different... 137 00:08:39,247 --> 00:08:40,805 Henry, what are you up to? 138 00:08:41,007 --> 00:08:43,202 Nothing. He's up to something. 139 00:08:43,407 --> 00:08:45,363 He's trying to ram this sale down my throat. 140 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,001 And I don't like anything rammed down my throat. 141 00:08:48,207 --> 00:08:51,882 Unless, of course, it's a ram doing the ramming. 142 00:08:53,327 --> 00:08:55,397 Oh, my stars! 143 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:59,605 Boy, Gabe, you really uncorked one this time. 144 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:03,799 I meant a four-legged ram, not an L.A. Ram. 145 00:09:04,007 --> 00:09:05,281 Which one are you? 146 00:09:05,487 --> 00:09:09,605 I'm... I'm Jack Snow. 147 00:09:09,807 --> 00:09:11,604 Any relation to Jack Frost? 148 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,316 Where...? Where am I? 149 00:09:15,527 --> 00:09:19,440 You're in Hinkley's Department Store. Patterson, New York. 150 00:09:19,647 --> 00:09:21,444 New York? 151 00:09:23,207 --> 00:09:27,041 We were playing the Dallas Cowboys in Dallas, Texas. 152 00:09:27,887 --> 00:09:30,959 I was running a down and out pattern. 153 00:09:31,407 --> 00:09:34,763 I've heard of the long bomb, but, boy, this is ridiculous. 154 00:09:34,967 --> 00:09:36,798 Send him back, Henry. 155 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:42,081 - Get my jacket, please. - Oh, no, no, no. 156 00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:45,279 Because after you see this one, you're gonna fall in love with it. 157 00:09:45,487 --> 00:09:47,045 - I... - Just try it on. 158 00:09:47,247 --> 00:09:48,760 Mother, what's going on here? 159 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:51,322 I don't know, but it's beginning to get interesting. 160 00:09:51,527 --> 00:09:53,722 Is there something you're not telling me? 161 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,599 Okay, gang, come on, let's go. 162 00:09:55,807 --> 00:09:58,275 At last, while the going's good. 163 00:09:58,487 --> 00:10:02,685 Mr. Hinkley... Good grief! 164 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:07,756 Henry, this is really a good one. 165 00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:10,322 Coming from you, that means a great deal. 166 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,677 Help! Help! 167 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,444 - Who's there? - Albee. 168 00:10:16,647 --> 00:10:17,796 Albee who? 169 00:10:18,007 --> 00:10:19,918 I'll be seeing you... 170 00:10:21,127 --> 00:10:23,038 Really, now be quiet. 171 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:27,286 You too, Mr. Hinkley. Now don't panic. We'll get you out of there. 172 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:29,801 Release him, Henry. 173 00:10:30,007 --> 00:10:32,237 No, I refuse. 174 00:10:32,447 --> 00:10:34,961 - Why? - Because he started it. 175 00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:38,519 Henry, I demand that you reverse that spell. 176 00:10:38,727 --> 00:10:40,046 So do I. 177 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:42,807 - So do I. - You stay out of this. 178 00:10:43,007 --> 00:10:46,556 Henry, my patience is wearing thin. Now, either you release him, or I'll... 179 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:50,442 Threats? Am I getting threats from my own cousin? 180 00:10:50,647 --> 00:10:54,117 - You're insufferable. - Threats and insults. 181 00:10:54,327 --> 00:10:57,444 Well, that does it. I can take a hint when I'm not appreciated. 182 00:10:57,647 --> 00:11:01,003 Wait! Henry, come back! 183 00:11:01,207 --> 00:11:02,526 Call a doctor! 184 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:05,158 Mr. Hinkley, this is not a medical problem. 185 00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:07,483 Mother, can you release him? 186 00:11:11,527 --> 00:11:13,006 No. 187 00:11:14,647 --> 00:11:16,160 Neither can I. 188 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,517 I'll go ask Henry to come back. 189 00:11:18,727 --> 00:11:21,924 He'll undoubtedly giggle at me, but I'll ask him. 190 00:11:22,127 --> 00:11:23,958 Mother, wait a minute. 191 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,283 Now, why don't you take Tabitha home first? 192 00:11:26,487 --> 00:11:27,556 Tabitha, sweetheart. 193 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:30,235 This is the kind of thing that she should not be in on. 194 00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:33,359 See if you can get Aunt Hagatha to babysit, then go find Henry. 195 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,445 And I'll cover here. Now, Tabitha. 196 00:11:36,647 --> 00:11:39,798 Grandmama is going to take you home the fast way. 197 00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:43,966 I know I don't usually approve of that kind of thing, but this is an emergency. 198 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:48,046 - Aunt Hagatha is going to babysit... - Is this going to take long, Samantha? 199 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:52,726 Well, I'll explain later. All right? Here, bye-bye. 200 00:11:59,407 --> 00:12:03,446 - Weren't there three of you? - Were there? 201 00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:08,482 Well, may I help you with anything else? 202 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,723 No. No, thank you. I was just browsing. 203 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,002 Get me out of here! 204 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,486 Who said that? 205 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:18,482 Who said what? 206 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:24,440 - Have you seen my son? - No, Mr. Hinkley, I haven't. 207 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:26,842 How do you like that? His first day on the job... 208 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,526 ...and already he's goofing off. 209 00:12:31,247 --> 00:12:33,363 Well, if you see him, tell him to report to me. 210 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:36,604 I keep telling his mother that kid is a dummy. 211 00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:39,916 Dad, I'm in here! 212 00:12:41,447 --> 00:12:45,486 I told you no talking. You're... 213 00:12:46,527 --> 00:12:49,917 Pardon me, madam. Were you just talking to this mannequin? 214 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:55,323 Yes. Hinkley's mannequins are so realistic... 215 00:12:55,527 --> 00:12:58,644 ...I thought he was a real person. 216 00:13:12,287 --> 00:13:17,042 Mr. Hinkley, I know that you'd like to be out of there... 217 00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:20,444 ...so if you'll just bear with me for a minute... 218 00:13:20,647 --> 00:13:23,115 ...I think I can remedy the situation. 219 00:13:26,487 --> 00:13:30,116 I'm... rehearsing a speech? 220 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,516 I'll be back in a minute. 221 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:41,962 - You wait right here, okay? - What choice do I have? 222 00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:55,920 - Mother. Mother! - What? 223 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:59,278 Did you get Aunt Hagatha to babysit, and did you find Cousin Henry? 224 00:13:59,487 --> 00:14:01,682 Yes and no. 225 00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:05,926 Yes, you got Aunt Hagatha and no, you didn't find Cousin Henry. 226 00:14:06,127 --> 00:14:09,324 Very good. He must be hiding. 227 00:14:10,127 --> 00:14:12,436 We got an order to pick up all your dummies. 228 00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:14,365 There's gonna be a new display set up. 229 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:17,365 - Well, go right ahead. - Right. Get those two. 230 00:14:24,247 --> 00:14:26,078 Stop! Hold it! 231 00:14:26,927 --> 00:14:28,804 - What's your trouble? - Nothing. 232 00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:30,918 Why did you say, "Stop! Hold it!"? 233 00:14:31,127 --> 00:14:33,197 I didn't. I thought you said it. 234 00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:38,279 Sure, Harry. Put me on. Only I know why you're doing it. 235 00:14:38,487 --> 00:14:40,603 I didn't do anything. 236 00:14:41,407 --> 00:14:42,442 You're jealous... 237 00:14:42,647 --> 00:14:45,764 ...because I made the employees' bowling team and you didn't. 238 00:14:50,687 --> 00:14:53,247 Cousin Henry, come back here. 239 00:14:53,447 --> 00:14:55,403 - Shall I keep looking? - Please. 240 00:14:55,607 --> 00:15:00,203 Maybe he went to Switzerland for the annual cheese-tasting festival. 241 00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:05,719 I thought I heard females. 242 00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:08,760 Madam, are you aware that this is a men's fitting room? 243 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,525 It is? 244 00:15:10,727 --> 00:15:14,037 Well, I must have gotten lost. I was looking for an exit. 245 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,966 - Where's your friend? - What friend? 246 00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:21,317 The exit has a sign over it reading "Exit." 247 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,046 Thank you. 248 00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:31,600 Mr. Hinkley. 249 00:15:32,127 --> 00:15:34,118 Mr. Hinkley? 250 00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:39,405 Mr... Oh, pardon me, sir. 251 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,165 Could you tell me what happened... 252 00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:43,437 ...to the dummy that was standing right here? 253 00:15:45,327 --> 00:15:46,362 What dummy? 254 00:15:47,007 --> 00:15:48,645 The mannequin that was... That was... 255 00:15:49,607 --> 00:15:52,485 I couldn't resist that little bit of humour. 256 00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:59,438 - They took it away. - Where? 257 00:15:59,647 --> 00:16:02,639 Well, I don't know. Probably to the basement. Why do you ask? 258 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:07,998 Because I admired the suit it was wearing. 259 00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:10,482 Perhaps I can find it for you on the rack. 260 00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:13,440 Never mind. I didn't admire it that much. 261 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:25,244 What are you doing on the moon, Henry? 262 00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:26,960 I'm moonlighting. 263 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:30,716 You get it? Moon, light, moonlighting. 264 00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:34,283 I get it. I get it. Samantha wants you back on the Earth. 265 00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:35,556 Well, I'm not going. 266 00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:39,476 - Oh, Henry, please. - I refuse. I'm sulking. 267 00:16:39,687 --> 00:16:42,281 And now I think I'll do it in a sulky. 268 00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:46,046 Giddap! 269 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:57,798 Okay, first we undress them, then we take off their heads. 270 00:16:58,007 --> 00:17:00,646 - No, don't do it! - What do you mean, don't do it? 271 00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:03,759 - I didn't say a word. - Well, who did? 272 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:07,118 I don't know. Beats me. Maybe one of the dummies. 273 00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,843 It's possible. You might be a ventriloquist. 274 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:15,843 If I was a ventriloquist, I wouldn't be working here. 275 00:17:16,047 --> 00:17:17,924 I'd be in show business. 276 00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:21,765 Unless you became a professional bowler. 277 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,201 It's all coming out, isn't it, Harry? 278 00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:31,844 All the hatred you've been holding in that subconscious brain of yours. 279 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:36,325 Look, is it my fault if I'm a good bowler and you're a lousy one? 280 00:17:36,527 --> 00:17:38,995 I am not lousy. I'm mediocre. 281 00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:44,478 Look, Harry. A sport like bowling... 282 00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:46,405 ...it's only a game. 283 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,246 Don't let it ruin our friendship. 284 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,444 Don't touch me! 285 00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:58,040 - Why would I touch you? - I didn't say that. You did. 286 00:17:58,247 --> 00:18:01,045 You're trying to shake me up on purpose because you're afraid. 287 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,238 Of what? 288 00:18:03,447 --> 00:18:05,199 That my bowling will improve. 289 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,402 Excuse me. 290 00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:12,041 Lady, this room is for employees only. 291 00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,124 Thank goodness I found him. 292 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,444 - Him. Who him? - This mannequin. 293 00:18:17,647 --> 00:18:20,320 I saw him upstairs in the men's department... 294 00:18:20,527 --> 00:18:23,041 ...and I was wondering if he was for sale. 295 00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:24,762 No. 296 00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:27,765 Hey, lady, out of curiosity, what do you want him for? 297 00:18:29,247 --> 00:18:32,319 Well, I make all of my husband's suits. 298 00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:36,918 And he's just the right size, so I thought I could use him as a model. 299 00:18:37,127 --> 00:18:39,322 No kidding. You make all of your husband's suits? 300 00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:41,245 My wife won't even knit me a sweater. 301 00:18:43,007 --> 00:18:46,886 Sorry, lady. We'd like to help, but it's against the rules. 302 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:51,200 - Oh, well, thanks anyway. - Yeah. 303 00:19:02,487 --> 00:19:05,604 Hey, Fred. You really think that's why she wanted the mannequin? 304 00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:07,126 To make her husband's suits? 305 00:19:08,527 --> 00:19:10,199 Takes all kinds, Harry. 306 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:13,476 - Hey, you know, it's time for lunch. - Right. 307 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:15,723 I'll get some cold drinks out of the machine. 308 00:19:32,647 --> 00:19:35,480 No question about it. Gotta get that checkup. 309 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:41,278 Thank you. 310 00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:44,126 Okay, Harry, where'd you put the mannequin? 311 00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:47,205 - The one the lady wanted. - It's right there, Fred. 312 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,796 You never know when to quit, do you, Harry? 313 00:19:56,287 --> 00:20:00,166 Okay, Fred, where'd you hide the mannequin? 314 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,962 I didn't hide the mannequin. You hid the mannequin. 315 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,965 I didn't hide the mannequin, Fred. 316 00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:12,363 Okay, Harry, I've had it. Put them up! 317 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:16,156 Mother. Mother? 318 00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:19,165 - I found Cousin Henry. - Wonderful. 319 00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,801 - Then I lost him. - Terrible. 320 00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:25,238 If only one of us had seen the kind of spell he used. 321 00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:26,675 I saw. 322 00:20:28,087 --> 00:20:30,920 You did? Why didn't you tell us? 323 00:20:31,127 --> 00:20:32,845 You didn't ask me. 324 00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:36,039 Tabitha, now think carefully. 325 00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:38,442 What did Cousin Henry do? 326 00:20:38,647 --> 00:20:41,639 I think he went like this. 327 00:20:46,687 --> 00:20:51,044 The transcendental triple. Do you wanna take a crack at it or shall I? 328 00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:52,600 Oh, no, go ahead, be my guest. 329 00:20:52,807 --> 00:20:56,482 My anti-transcendental triple is a little rusty. 330 00:21:07,487 --> 00:21:09,717 - Where am I? - You're with friends. 331 00:21:09,927 --> 00:21:12,839 And as a friend, I hate to do this so soon. 332 00:21:13,047 --> 00:21:14,958 Why did you do that? 333 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:18,443 So I can take him back where he belongs without his knowing about it. 334 00:21:18,647 --> 00:21:21,115 - Will you stay with Tabitha? - Certainly. Of course. 335 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:23,204 You won't remember anything bad 336 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,682 And you'll follow my lead when I talk to your dad 337 00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:28,276 Your incantations are getting a little rusty too. 338 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:31,923 Mother, at a time like this, you can't have Shakespeare. 339 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,676 - Grandmama? - What, darling? 340 00:21:39,887 --> 00:21:41,957 When will we have our lunch? 341 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:47,446 As soon as we finish recuperating from our morning. 342 00:22:00,087 --> 00:22:03,079 Oh, there you are. Your father's been looking for you. 343 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:05,437 You're darn right I have. Where have you been? 344 00:22:05,647 --> 00:22:07,365 - Well, I... - He's been helping me. 345 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,718 - Where? - Oh, all over the store. 346 00:22:15,887 --> 00:22:17,684 After my mother took my daughter home... 347 00:22:17,887 --> 00:22:20,401 ...your son and I went on a shopping spree. 348 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:25,043 You mean my son sold you all that? 349 00:22:25,247 --> 00:22:26,396 Yes, sir. 350 00:22:27,407 --> 00:22:29,079 Then why didn't I see you do it? 351 00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:32,359 Because... Why didn't he? 352 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:35,920 Because we moved so fast, he couldn't keep up with us. 353 00:22:36,127 --> 00:22:37,162 Right. 354 00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:40,086 Mr. Hinkley, your son is a very dynamic salesman. 355 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,242 He is? 356 00:22:42,447 --> 00:22:44,881 And he's such a pleasure to do business with... 357 00:22:45,087 --> 00:22:46,759 ...that I have decided from now on... 358 00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:50,084 ...to make Hinkley's the family store for my entire family. 359 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,323 - That's our slogan. - I know. 360 00:22:52,527 --> 00:22:54,438 I invented it. 361 00:22:55,247 --> 00:22:57,556 Mr. Hinkley, in this day of the generation gap... 362 00:22:57,767 --> 00:23:02,443 ...you are very lucky to have a son so dedicated to carrying on your tradition. 363 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,956 And it's only my first day on the job. 364 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:08,876 Son, I am proud of you. And your mother will be proud too. 365 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,362 As soon as she gets over the shock. 366 00:23:12,527 --> 00:23:15,678 Well, I'd better be going. Thank you very, very much. 367 00:23:15,887 --> 00:23:17,684 It's been my pleasure. 368 00:23:22,007 --> 00:23:23,918 - Joey. - Yes, Dad. 369 00:23:24,127 --> 00:23:26,846 Take the customers' packages out to her car. 370 00:23:27,927 --> 00:23:29,997 Well, nobody's perfect. 371 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,919 Thank you. 372 00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:45,317 Here, Mr. Hinkley, let me help. 373 00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:49,917 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0